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'You Can Not Save People You Can Only Love Them' 'Everyone Is Equal Even If They Are Not Being Treated Equally' 'Love Only Gets Old If You Let It' 'I Feel Bad For The People That Have Never Gone Crazy' 'To Forgive Is To Set A Prisoner Free & Discover That The Prisoner Was You'


Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:

But seniors are just like:


i swear when you ask for extra sauce at a drive thru, they act like you asked to borrow $2 million


me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn


Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.


its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

"He hurt me more than anyone ever has, but he loved me better than anyone ever did, too."
-Nyrae Dawn, Measuring Up (via simply-quotes)



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something


how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use


"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"