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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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kingsleyyy:

i swear when you ask for extra sauce at a drive thru, they act like you asked to borrow $2 million

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

"He hurt me more than anyone ever has, but he loved me better than anyone ever did, too."
-Nyrae Dawn, Measuring Up (via simply-quotes)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"